1. indolentjellyfish:

is it halloween yet?
yes?
good.
I made some glow in the dark ghost octopuses.

      indolentjellyfish:

      is it halloween yet?

      yes?

      good.

      I made some glow in the dark ghost octopuses.

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    3. pemsylvania:

      spoopy-gnome:

      pemsylvania:

      whats a dishwashers favourite sport

      dishwashers are inanimate objects and therefore cannot play sports, nor do they even have any concept of sports

      bowling

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    5. phuuuuu:

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

      phuuuuu:

      THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

      THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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    7. Newbop - Caravan Palace

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    9. ill be in ptown this weekend :-) [balgruf voice] holla if u need me

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    13. mgkesi:

Photo by Ingrid van Huenen
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    15. spookyordiekillua:

      me:*walking through hallways in school*
      some kid: im so excited for anime club
      me: *anime antagonist voice* tch..

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    17. pishposhspice:

      my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago

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    21. crowdog66:

According to the text accompanying the original Flickr image, this is a partially albino red tailed hawk.

      crowdog66:

      According to the text accompanying the original Flickr image, this is a partially albino red tailed hawk.

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    23. unlimitedgoats:

      luxvriously:

      My anaconda will consider it

      My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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