sad-pixie:

*punches u in the face as a friend*

waneella:

better quality

request: Go the Distance

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what’s for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

lampghost:

i dont want to shower with anyone, is that supposed to be sexy, more like, get out, youre annoying and blocking my shampoo

horussnipples:

i’m really gay. like 5 whole gay

jadineharley:

otters hold each others hands when they fall asleep so they dont drift away :)

connorkenwayy:

We are Assassins.

(x)

tremblefox:

cause we all need some precious baby jean in our lives

jean don’t let anyone get you down because you are perfect, I can see you being a great commander in the future -clenches fist-

roundinthechamber:

let’s pretend he’s wearing a white glove or something oops

shewillbelubed:

stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast